human:

when you aren’t quick enough to screenshot an embarrassing snapchat of your friend 

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officialfrenchtoast:

when you’re lying and ur bestfriend backs u up

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poetic:

is it just me or do you think it’d be helpful if they showed a model in the size you were looking for when you’re trying to shop online, like yes that looks great in size small but what about the other sizes 

tom-spanks:

remember when u were like 11 and the only thing u wanted was a lava lamp

asparagays:

today my art teacher started drawing something on the board and said “im not an artist so” but then she realized what she was saying and sat down

sassykardashian:

my heart says yes but my bank balance says no

(Source: sassykardashian)

*teacher voice* pick up at least one piece of trash before you leave the room

sorry you’re too heavy to pick up

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(Source: chomei)

amporasses:

oh my god hes called stitch because hes what pulls their family together

nasturbate:

nasturbate:

nasturbate:

nasturbate:

this post is sarcastic

but if its being sarcastic about being sarcastic, then isn’t it not being sarcastic?

and if its not being sarcastic, isnt it being sarcastic?

i need to sit down

officialunitedstates:

insenial:

officialunitedstates:

it’s quick, it’s easy and it’s free:  pouring river water in your socks

why would i do that lmao

it’s quick, it’s easy and it’s free

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