• 14 years old: I'm young but I know what I want. This isn't that hard, I'm all grown up already and have everything figured out.
  • 17 years old: Well, this is a little harder than I thought. School is almost ending. What am I going to do with my life?
  • 21 years old: What the fuck is going on? Where are my socks?
  • ammit420:

    aa0102:

    Men look so ugly masturbating how does that make u feel

    jokes on you i look ugly all the time damn wassup how u feel 

    When someone leaves immediately after a Marvel movie
  • waitress: i'm sorry we're all out of mozzarella sticks
  • waitress: sir please stop cyring
  • shavingryansprivates:

    remember in 2012 when that lady tried restoring that painting of jesus

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    kayleefabulous:

    MY ANACONDA-

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    andrewgiggles:

    cant wait for natural selection to take out slow walkers 

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