alecwoodlight:

im still counting on one last wave of puberty to come really late and make me hot

(Source: alrightevans)

legalmexican:

I only accept anon hate in size 12 Times New Roman double spaced MLA format

toastradamus:

no

the world is NOT a beautiful place

there is a fish that swims up urethras, anglerfish males dissolve their own face and turn into a gonad in order to reproduce, and there is a bug that drills his dick into the female because they don’t have vaginas

the world is a horrifying place

assholedisney:

today I saw a preteen girl pick up Mean Girls at Target and ask her friend what it was. She didn’t even know. She said it sounded dumb. The people are forgetting. The world is changed. I feel it in the water. I feel it in the earth. I smell it in the air. Much that once was is lost, for none now live who remember it.

hex-girlfriend:

i’m still pissed off about growing up

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